You know you want to.
I'm always looking for new prey -- excuse me, playmates, so I made it simple for you to contact me. Fill in and submit the online form below, or you can send an e-mail directly to email@example.com. I aim to respond to inquiries within 2-3 days, but can occasionally become occupied with a high volume of requests. If you have not received a response after a week, I invite you to send me another message.
Or, rise above the rest and get my attention by sending a thoughtful gift along with your introduction.